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Neon Jump: Stop Being Productive and Play This Game Instead

Let’s be honest: you didn't click on this post to learn about the socio-economic impact of the gold standard or how to meal-prep kale. You’re here because there is a 100% chance you are currently avoiding something important. A spreadsheet? A sink full of dishes? Your tax returns? Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. In fact, I’ve decided to be an enabler. I’ve spent a suspicious amount of time crafting Neon Jump, a retro-inspired, high-octane survival game that I’ve embedded right here in this post. It’s simple: you’re a glowing neon square, and the universe is throwing purple blocks of doom at your face. Your only job is to slide, survive, and watch that high score climb until your boss walks past your desk. Why play? ✅ It’s faster than your morning coffee. ✅ It’s more responsive than your last ex. ✅ It provides the instant gratification your career path currently lacks. Go ahead, give it a whirl. If you break 50 points, you officially have my permission to procrastinate for...

The Flipside Of Freelancing That Nobody Tells You


In the last decade, freelancing has emerged as a viable option for earning for a lot of people. From the US to Pakistan, the Philippines to India, and Europe to Africa, millions of people offer their services as freelancers. According to Exploding Topics,1.57 billion people the world over are self-employed. Despite the upsides of freelancing, such as flexibility, convenience, independence, etc., there is a flip side. Here are some of the cons of freelancing:


freelancer at work
Lack of consistency: Sometimes, you will be working on several projects simultaneously; other times, there will be dry patches when you struggle to find work. This could be due to a lack of opportunities or lack of resources such as sales or bidding experts who can keep the sales pipeline full. Freelancers are usually a one-man army and they have to wear multiple hats. Simply put, sales may not be their cup of tea.


Taxes and Expenses: Whether you are an employer or employee, you have to do the taxes. Different countries have different laws applicable to freelancers. Plus, your salary may be subject to other deductions during bank transfers. Similarly, you need to bear the cost of all equipment and supplies, unlike a regular job where the employer is responsible for supplies.


Lack of job security: There is no job security in freelancing. You may work for six months consistently for one employer/client and be fired the next day. Additionally, you don’t get any pension, retirement plan, insurance, old-age benefits, etc. You have to save money yourself.


Health issues: You may find that you are getting fat as you eat junk food to save time and sit for extended periods. Prolonged screen time can be harmful to your eyesight. Likewise, freelancers may develop chronic diseases such as diabetes, heart issues, and joint pain due to sitting in a fixed posture. A study shows that people who sit for long hours are 16% more likely to die due to these causes.


Tip: Take a break regularly and engage in some physical activity to avoid negative consequences.


Burnout: As a freelancer, you may need to sit alone without much socializing which can affect your mental health. Unlimited revisions and tweaks cause freelancers to get fatigued and eventually exhausted as there are no hard rules that limit the number of times changes could be made during the ongoing work. Freelancers should write a contract that can limit this and other variables.

Although these factors are a bit concerning but you can work around them easily. Learn some sales techniques, take regular breaks, avoid burnout, and engage in physical activities. Follow these tips and you will ace the race (not the rat race, obviously.)



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