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Game: Valentine's Day Slayer - Love is in the Air (And So is This Shoe)

Is your social media feed currently a minefield of over-the-top proposals, matching sweaters, and "how we met" captions that are longer than a CVS receipt? Are you one more public display of affection away from throwing your phone into a lake? We hear you, and we’ve got the ultimate stress reliever. Kya aapka newsfeed bhi un "Cringe" couples se bhara pada hai jo har do minute mein 'I love you' bolte hain? Chill maaro! Is Valentine's Day par hum laye hain asli mazaa. Jab saari duniya phool aur chocolates par paise phook rahi hai, aap apni purani chappal uthaiye aur in "Shona-Babu" couples ka game bajaiye. Ye game un sab ke liye hai jo 'Third Wheel' ban-ban kar thak chuke hain. Toh bas, nishana lagao, chappal chalao aur duniya ko dikha do ki Valentine's Day par single rehna koi saza nahi, balki ek high-intensity "Combat Sport" hai! Our new game is designed for the ruthless, the "third wheels," and...

5 Gross Habits Pakistanis Should Stop Doing Immediately

Pakistanis are amazing people. When they realize their full potential, they go nuclear on their own. Make fighter jets . Win sports world cups . However, they have a fair share of useless and gross habits. Pakistan would be better off without these: 1.    Spitting in every nook and corner One of the grossest things you would experience in Pakistan is the patches of saliva almost everywhere. The habit isn’t limited to the uneducated folks, even the well-off and educated people indulge in this gross habit. Some spit the Naswar balls, others the ground Chhalya , and the rest, the Pan . Besides having these sweet ‘confectionaries’, people feel compelled to prove their masculinity by hurling the spittle in the most distant trajectories. Believe me, no girl has ever got impressed with this ‘show’ of masculinity. 2.    ‘ Safai Muhim ’ of their noses You would find some people so engrossed (almost ecstatic) in cleaning their noses and making small balls of boogers tha...

Soul Mate: Script

Soul Mate (Script Inspired by a story in Reader's Digest) By: M. Danish Hussain Qureshi Characters Fariha: A young girl, who is unaware of her fatal disease Kamal: Fariha’s father Sameena: Fariha’s mother Arsalan: Boy who receives cornea donation Eye Surgeon, Doctor 1, Doctor 2: Different doctors Act I Scene 1 FADE IN INT - Home -  Day Synopsis: Fariha, an 18 years old girl is talking to her mother. She shows her a sketch, she drew. Woman sitting on a sofa, a girl enters the room with a paper in her hands. Girl pulls out ear plugs attached to her mp3 player, from her ears Girl sits on the sofa besides the woman and takes out the paper in front of her Woman looks at the paper Woman looks at the girl’s face Girl talks looking at the paper Girl gets up and puts the ear plugs in her ears Girl gets out...